"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." Ann Landers
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion" Unknown
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs." Aldous Huxley
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul- chicken, pork, half cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" Anne Tyler
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." Christopher Morley
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him." Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan
"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." John Steinbeck
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." Fran Lebowitz
"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl." Penny Ward Moser
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives." Sue Murphy
"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?" Unknown
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." August Strindberg
"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein
"Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it." Unknown
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." Ben Williams
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.." Unknown